Uses For A Brick

To build a house
As a paperweight
To help you reach higher
To juggle
To kill someone
A stepping stone
To display
To throw at the neighbors
To punch
A jawbreaker (literally)
To smash stuff with
To put into a song
To use for weightlifting
To throw at your ex
To write your name on
To balance on
Shoes
Toilet paper
As a pet
To stop the big bad wolf
To break into a window with
Nail filer
Skis
Dominoes
A wedding present